confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

(via iamthemastercommander-onmondays)

zooophagous:

boujhetto:




Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

zooophagous:

boujhetto:

Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

(via glassfloat)

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

(via glassfloat)

anberlyn:

chris evans goes to every award show or premiere in a state of mild confusion and anxiety and he always ends up making this face

image

(via hunterbarbie2)

catholicnun:

i think i dropped myself as a baby

(via oda-kirby)

imorethaneye:

gracestealingmandyangel:

vanconcastiel:

Whenever I pass police I’m the street I always have a micro panic attack as I quickly try to remember if I’m doing anything illegal.

How often could you possibly be doing something illegal?

image

(via youthinkucantellheavenfromhell)

"Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to exit the donut."

(via carry-on-my-wayward-castiel)